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Being a teenage boy

Overheard at the grocery store: “Man, am I hungry.” The group of young college students were out shopping together, choosing food. They stopped, inspected the avocados. “Man, doesn’t that look like my girlfriend.?” “What?” “That mesh bag of avocados, there. Doesn’t that, I mean, see the shape?” The young man pointed out the curves of the black fruit against the orange webbing. I could see it, sort of, how the fruit underneath pressed and splayed out the meshing like a woman wearing bodystockings. “Dude, you are so not hungry!” the others laughed and shoved him. He protested, “Yes, yes I am hungry. It just, you know, you saw it. Didn’t you? Didn’t you see it there?” He reached for the bag, the purple black of his fingers and pink of his nails in sharp contrast against the orange plastic. Under the weight of his hands the avocados shifted around and the shape was lost. He looked subtly let down, as if he’d hoped that the bag would remain just that way so that he could show her. Under my own arm my wife moved. She shifted against me. She smiled. “It’s great to know that there are still men out there who appreciate a woman who can rock out a fishnet skirt. I imagine that she’s beautiful.

You know those beautiful, sexy lingerie sets? If you have a woman who actually fills one of those out and does so without medical help, it’s hard to get one that fits, harder still to get more than one. My wife’s naturally busty, and that means support. She’s also an athlete and dancer, and that means that she has muscle and shape. Is she beautiful? Sure, like Agatha Heterodyne. Does she look so in commercially made underwear? Often not so much. I remember the first time I saw the bill for some of her underwear and was surprised to see that there wasn’t a set in there with the words Monday through Sunday embroidered on them. No, she bought just one. The one difficult thing about my wife is that buying underwear for her is a pain in the credit card and no mistake. I think I’ve personally paid for a timeshare in Bermuda for one of her underwear makers. Or maybe funded an entire school of worthy children somewhere, just to keep my wife happy and pretty underneath those soft sweaters she likes to wear. Why do women’s clothes cost so much, especially women who look the way women really are supposed to?

  Cheap lingerie isn’t good for much. It doesn’t tell the woman you love that you care about her. It doesn’t tell the man you love that you took the time to look good for him. It doesn’t say much about the workers that made it. It’s just cheap. It’s a stand in analog for what could have been and it leaves you feeling like you’ve spent money to wear away your own sense of self-worth. Why wear it? Who knows. It’s what people do I suppose. They do it because they think they’re supposed to do it and then have no idea why they’ve done what everyone else has done. In the end all their left with is a cheap reminder of a cheap decision that they don’t want to have anything to do with anymore. But they’ve already spent the money so they suppose that it would be a cheap waste to get rid of such a cheap thing.

How to Seduce A Man

There are many things women can do to seduce a man. The first thing she can do is put on some attractive perfume. Popular areas to apply perfume would be the neck, arms, chest and legs. This will arose a man’s olfactory senses; it will get you noticed quickly. Next pick out something beautiful to wear; this could be a tight fitting sweater, or a short black mini dress. Wearing these items will catch a man’s attention. Make certain you’re makeup is applied correctly. Makeup can accentuate your finest features, such as your eyes or cheekbones. Then exchange some playful banter. Discuss how gorgeous you think he is. Tell him why you think he’s the most wonderful man in the world, and how you cannot wait to see him without any clothes on. Then bring him back to your place, and tell him that you’ll want to change into something more relaxing. Then leave the room, and put on some lingerie. Sexy corsets might be the best choice. Wearing a sexy corset with black stockings will definitely get your man in the mood for some late night fun.

Romantic Lingerie

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“Are you tired searching for a nice gift for your wife ? If yes, then your search ends here as I have found a perfect gift for your wife. This is a modernistic gift that is the pride of any women – “”Exotic Lingerie””. Now that you have got a perfect gift idea , you should consider the ways to purchase this gift. Although exotic lingerie can be found at many local stores in your city, but they may be too expensive for you. If you want an exotic lingerie at a budget price , you can get them at online auction stores like Amazon and Ebay as they offer huge discounts on various products. To buy exotic lingerie of your wife’s choice , simply go to your wife and ask for her choice. You don’t need to tell her about your plan to gift her one such lingerie. After you are aware of your wife’s choice, go for the final step to buy it.

“Stand out wearing something different than usual. This time prefer a sexy babydoll. Even the name conveys something childish and romantic; that may also be mincing and sexy. Long or short, with or without sleeves, translucent or more modest, the result is always the same: it encourages the love game. Let your hair loose, wear natural make up, get your most innocent look and move around simple and airy. Let him “enjoy” you. After all, this time you are the doll, so play with your own rules. Moreover, every man’s fantasy is to have the front door opened by a woman wearing a sexy outfit. So, you can become his fantasy. All you have to do is to appear before him and give him a sexy a smile. In any case; men by nature are hunters. You made a move on him, now let him win you over.

The Young Victoria

“I heard a story on the radio this morning about the young Queen Victoria. They were talking about corsets. The actress who was playing the role was joking that to be an English actress, one must wear a corset in the movies at least one. She claimed to be on her third movie with corsets involved and was looking forward to wearing sweatpants soon and giving her ribs a break. When you think about it, imagine having to lace up like that every day, we who have made a fashion statement out of being comfortable. The American woman barely wears control top panty hose, much less anything truly confining. But they were beautiful, those Victorian fashions. I can just picture those great skirts and fabrics and the expanse of shoulders and bust. We’d all like to sweep into a room looking that magnificent at least once, wouldn’t we? I’d take the swashbuckling cavalier too.

One day I went to work. I work in the third layer of hell known only as Long John Silver’s. It was raining and I was looking forward to a warm cup of coffee and a cigarette. Suddenly a small elderly gentleman walked into the store. His hair was gray and slicked back, and he held a small pink bag with the name “Victoria’s Secret” on the front. As I took his order, my curiosity got the best of me, and I had to ask what he bought. I said, “Sir, what did you buy your wife for Christmas? Some romantic lingerie?” He began to get very angry with me and shouted, “No! It’s not that! It’s the only bag I had in the car that my my dirty underwear would fit in! By the way, I left a mess in the bathroom.” My heart sank. That is when I realized that I really do hate my job.

Is your wife/girlfriend giving you odd glances, yawning, shrugging shoulders and generally acting bored? Well, it may very well be your fault! Try to recall the last time you two did something together – a movie, dancing, a weekend getaway? If it was THAT long ago, then it’s really no wonder she’s fed up with your life as a couple. It’s sometimes hard for men to understand, but a relationship isn’t like something you purchase, dump on the mantelpiece and just forget about until it’s time for a spring cleaning. No, love is a work-in-progress, and it’s time to get up from the couch and think of something that will surprise and please your gal. I know, times are hard, money is short and anything beyond a Sunday trip to the mall will seem exorbitant. But hey, you can go with an inexpensive camping trip, a picnic, a spicy gift of discount lingerie or even a card you can design and paint yourself, just saying you love her. It’s really all about the feeling, not the amount. So go and prepare your sweetheart a nice surprise, and you’ll be sure to catch her smiling more often!